I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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