in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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