I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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