he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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