do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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