Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
love makes seman taste better
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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