But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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