And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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