Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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