Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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