Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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