So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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