i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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