ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
