Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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