this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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