we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Fuck appropriateness.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I could fuck to npr.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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