can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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