I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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