I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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