True but thats because hes a fetus.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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