is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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