didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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