you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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