My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
