Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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