I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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