take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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