Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Dick very happy bro
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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