He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Come share oat with me in your robe
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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