All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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