I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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