Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
