I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
vagina is talking i cant
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Randomize
