when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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