Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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