this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just want nice things and good sex
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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