They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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