How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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