Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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