She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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