Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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