Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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