But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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