Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
