She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
you never un-have a 4some
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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