a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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