Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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