scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
