We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
where are my eyebrows?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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