Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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