you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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