after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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