Porn is love you can see.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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