Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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