You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
